If you're looking to give someone a very one of a kind, expensive, dangerous, and unnecessary gift this holiday season, why not purchase the Wegner 16999 Swiss Army Giant?
This over the top knife metal thing is made up 87 implements and apparently has 141 functions — that is if you can even figure out an actual safe and adequate use for it.
The Swiss Army Giant consists of all sorts of knives, a compass, a nail clipper, a magnifying glass, a wire cutter, and more meshed altogether.
It's intense. Just take a look for yourself.
With a product as unique and pricey as this one (it costs a roughly $8,999.99), you know the reviews will be filled with trolling.
We were not disappointed. These are what the Swiss Army Giant "costumers" had to say:
1. Cutting your nails can be dangerous.
2. It's almost like a threatening person.
3. The make believe toothbrush doesn't work, oops.
4. The product is basically a new addition to the family.
5. It knows too much.
6. It finally explains Switzerland's history.
7. It does not bring enough.
8. It is not washing machine safe.
9. Your children will grow up really fast.
10. You will never have to board a plane again.
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