This is the very short, completely made-up and totally tongue-in-cheek guide to the toughest and most thankless job on the planet.

This is short.  It's only 31 pages.  That's not even a book, really.  More like a booklet.  So, no 1-star reviews saying "Hey, this isn't even long even long enough to be a real book!"  We know that.

This also isn't a real guide.  It's a made-up guide. Anyone who pays any attention to the advice given in this book is clearly an idiot.  So - once again - no 1-star reviews because this did not give you the guidance needed to become a better parent.  It's not meant to do that.  It's meant to be funny.

You have been warned.