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Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick
Librarian note: Older cover of B0112UXHLA.
Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. A 7,500 word novellete of hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69ing, and Stigmata hand sex.
Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. A 7,500 word novellete of hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69ing, and Stigmata hand sex.
48 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 5, 2015
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August 5, 2015
Boner and Seaver share their first experience with Playgirl magazine
Reads like something off of christwire.org, in that it manages to lampoon the subject of its satire by simply quoting it verbatim. Seriously, this stuff practically writes itself! My only complaint is that it wasn't long enough.
De Sandra discusses her work in a recent VICE interview.
July 13, 2015
Kirk Cameron and the Crokoduck of Chaos Magick is a sexified, blasphemous little tale about how evangelist and former child star Kirk Cameron attempts to reform young gay youth, while making a hit reality TV show, but winds up entwined in sexual liberation and spiritual discovery. He does this through a Cheese Jesus, some Boner Stebone cheese clones, and a Crocoduck set into action through Chaos Magick by a disgruntled reformee named JJ.
I enjoyed this a lot. It was short and tons of fun. If I had a negative to say it would be some grammatical errors here and there, and the use of 'then' as 'than' was kind of distracting, but those types of things are usually common in Kindle singles, or short weird erotica like this book.
Otherwise, it was better written, story-wise, than a lot of the books I've read like this one.
You gotta read this, you'll have a blast.
I enjoyed this a lot. It was short and tons of fun. If I had a negative to say it would be some grammatical errors here and there, and the use of 'then' as 'than' was kind of distracting, but those types of things are usually common in Kindle singles, or short weird erotica like this book.
Otherwise, it was better written, story-wise, than a lot of the books I've read like this one.
You gotta read this, you'll have a blast.
August 6, 2015
Bizarro short story in which Kirk Cameron enjoys a softcore orgy with magickally conjured cheeseforms and the majestic Crocoduck of Intelligent Design Mythology.
On one level, this book is idiotic, shallow, and couldn't have taken more than a couple hours to write and zero minutes to edit.
On another level, it is a brilliant, subversive critique of the psychotically religious, delivered in an uncanny facsimile of the open-mouthed/closed-eyed tone you'd recognize from a Drudge comments feed -- grammatical abuse and egregious typos included.
At the worst, you'll roll your eyes and lose 15 minutes of your life. But if you're open to it, it might be the best psychological jerk-off session you'll have all week.
On one level, this book is idiotic, shallow, and couldn't have taken more than a couple hours to write and zero minutes to edit.
On another level, it is a brilliant, subversive critique of the psychotically religious, delivered in an uncanny facsimile of the open-mouthed/closed-eyed tone you'd recognize from a Drudge comments feed -- grammatical abuse and egregious typos included.
At the worst, you'll roll your eyes and lose 15 minutes of your life. But if you're open to it, it might be the best psychological jerk-off session you'll have all week.
July 8, 2015
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Video review! Click on it and watch. You won't be disappointed.
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July 8, 2015
A modern-day masterpeice
What Miss Mandy Dr Sandra has crafted here for our reading enjoyment is nothing short of spectacular; her gift for weaving a tale makes her the equivalent of such revered authors Nathaniel Hawthorne, Lord Byron and Mary Shelley. Her succulent prose is evocative of the most salacious of erotica and is sure to pleasure you body and mind. To read this book is to be wrapped up in pure, skin tingling pleasure, much like the feeling one receives when being unfolded into the arms of true love as you explore every beautiful facet of human sexuality. This is one future classic not to be missed and to forgo this unique tale would surely lead to an eternity of regret for you would never have the honor of knowing how breathtaking Kirk Cameron's night of glorious passion with Chesus and The Crocoduck was and how it changed his life (and that of this reader) forever.
What Miss Mandy Dr Sandra has crafted here for our reading enjoyment is nothing short of spectacular; her gift for weaving a tale makes her the equivalent of such revered authors Nathaniel Hawthorne, Lord Byron and Mary Shelley. Her succulent prose is evocative of the most salacious of erotica and is sure to pleasure you body and mind. To read this book is to be wrapped up in pure, skin tingling pleasure, much like the feeling one receives when being unfolded into the arms of true love as you explore every beautiful facet of human sexuality. This is one future classic not to be missed and to forgo this unique tale would surely lead to an eternity of regret for you would never have the honor of knowing how breathtaking Kirk Cameron's night of glorious passion with Chesus and The Crocoduck was and how it changed his life (and that of this reader) forever.
May 23, 2021
"Kirk reminded himself that he didn’t hate gay people, just their behavior. He hated how Satan had seduced so many innocent young men through butthole pleasures. The holy war was tricky and Lucifer was trying to win by going through the back end.
The only story I've ever read that features a cheese Jesus and stigmata sex. I have officially been entertained.
The only story I've ever read that features a cheese Jesus and stigmata sex. I have officially been entertained.
April 27, 2017
Why doesn't the author write a book about all the damage Bill Clinton did to the gay community by passing the Defense of Marriage act? Or how many times liberal secular states like California voted against gay marriage? Or how President Obama criticized gays. Or how atheists in the Soviet Union imprisoned and killed gays. Only conservative Christians are criticized. Just shows punks like Mandy De Sandra don't really care about the treatment of homosexuals, just bashing religion. She says more about herself than anyone else.
December 13, 2022
So in theory I wanted to like this more but then I couldn't help but think this is actually more biographical than anything and ... yikes. I can actually see Kirk Cameron having Stigmata sex with a Cheese Jesus in order to make himself feel better and that's the horror of it all. Let's not give him any more ideas to make him unleash even further torment on the world with this one lmao. The storytelling was pretty good! The Crocoduck rocked, though.
November 1, 2016
When I first saw the title of this book I knew I had to read it and was not disappointed. Goddamn hilarious, great fun as long as you don't mind butt sex and Jesus in the same story. It is sad however that this is based in reality, I mean honestly who the hell thinks they can pray the gay away?
August 1, 2015
Well, that was just lovely.
May 9, 2022
So, I read some gloriously fucked up shit. But, this seriously broke my brain and I had to just read a few pages at a time.
Absurd and sexually graphic.
I understand it's bizarro and ridonkulous, but it still would have been nice to have some editing as I had to set it aside a few times from annoyance at errors. This should have been a quick read but took a few days.
Absurd and sexually graphic.
I understand it's bizarro and ridonkulous, but it still would have been nice to have some editing as I had to set it aside a few times from annoyance at errors. This should have been a quick read but took a few days.
December 5, 2020
This book was my very first venture into the world of bizarro fiction, and, dare I say, did a great job on showing me its quirks. The fact that I had absolutely no idea who Kirk Cameron was prior to reading this only added to my enjoyment of this piece.
It's very fun to be able to read something so absurd, peppered with grotesque imagery and that makes me wonder how terrible of a person I am to laugh at certain things without venturing into that obnoxious, so-called "politically incorrect" side of the interwebs. The final essay is pretty good in its mockey DFW-y way too, and makes me want to look up to the stuff the author behind the pseudonym is doing as well.
It's very fun to be able to read something so absurd, peppered with grotesque imagery and that makes me wonder how terrible of a person I am to laugh at certain things without venturing into that obnoxious, so-called "politically incorrect" side of the interwebs. The final essay is pretty good in its mockey DFW-y way too, and makes me want to look up to the stuff the author behind the pseudonym is doing as well.
July 15, 2015
Crazy amazing - full of twists and turns and Boner from Growing Pains and a stunning amount of genitalia. Really, it's a must read.
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January 15, 2018I...
I have to read this.
If for no other reason than that Kirk Cameron is a sanctimonious asshat and it would rankle him for people to read this, then I must read this.
I have to read this.
If for no other reason than that Kirk Cameron is a sanctimonious asshat and it would rankle him for people to read this, then I must read this.
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