Castle (TV Series)

Wrapped Up in Death (2010)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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Quotes 

• Kate Beckett : So far, this case is nothing but dead ends.

  Kevin Ryan : Mm. You know why?

  Kate Beckett : Why?

  Javier Esposito : Because... Castle's cursed.

  Richard Castle : You had to tell them, did you?

  Kate Beckett : Yes. Yes, I did.

• [Castle yells in the break room where the cappuccino machine appears to have malfunctioned and is steaming] 

  Kate Beckett : What happened?

  Richard Castle : I don't know. I was just gonna... make a coffee and... the cappuccino machine started shaking... and just as I hit the deck, it exploded.

  Kevin Ryan : You could have been killed.

  Richard Castle : I know!

  [Beckett, Ryan, and Esposito try to hold it back but all burst into laughter and Castle realizies he's been pranked] 

  Richard Castle : Oh, very. Okay, very funny! Yes, you got me.

  Javier Esposito : Ooh, I'm Castle. I don't believe in curses.

  Richard Castle : What'd you get bomb disposal to rig something up?

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, it was all flash and no damage.

  Richard Castle : And the chair?

  Kate Beckett : I just pulled a couple of screws and let gravity do the rest.

  [she high fives Ryan and Esposito] 

  Kate Beckett : Night, Castle.

  [the three of them leave, still laughing] 

  Richard Castle : I'm not cleaning this up!

  [pause] 

  Richard Castle : I'd better clean this up.

• Richard Castle : Do you believe that people get what they deserve?

  Kate Beckett : Well, if they do, then I must've done something pretty terrible to be punished with you.

  Richard Castle : Funny.

• Richard Castle : You know, we might want to swing down by the museum. See if any of his colleagues can shed some light on who might want to drop a gargoyle on Mr. Medina's head.

  Kate Beckett : Either you're being a good cop, or you just want to go to the museum.

  Richard Castle : [Excited smile]  They have dinosaurs there.

• Richard Castle : Oh, man, *I love this place*! When Alexis was little, we used to come here every Sunday. We would run around for *hours* pretending like we were... safari in Africa or looking for dinosaurs in China.

  Kate Beckett : You know, Castle, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life.

  Richard Castle : Yeah. Plus, it was a great place to pick up chicks.

• [while examining the Murder Board, Beckett notices Castle staring at her intently] 

  Richard Castle : If something were to happen to me, I want you to watch out for Alexis.

  [Beckett turns and looks at Castle] 

  Richard Castle : She looks up to you... And if her boyfriends get frisky, you can shoot them.

  Kate Beckett : Nothing's gonna happen to you.

  Richard Castle : But... if it does...

  Kate Beckett : [long pause]  Okay.

  Richard Castle : And would you also go into my closet and get rid of my porn collection before she finds it?

  [as Beckett gives him a look, Esposito appears] 

  Javier Esposito : Don't worry, bro. I got you covered on that.

• [Beckett, Esposito, and Ryan are leaving the squad room as Castle arrives] 

  Kate Beckett : Come on, Castle, let's go.

  Richard Castle : Can I drive?

  Kate Beckett : Are you kidding? You're cursed.

• Kate Beckett : Murdered Medina just to boost ticket sales? No. That would make this 'Scooby-Doo', and I'm not Velma.

  Richard Castle : Velma? Are you kidding? You're Daphne. You're hot, smart, not aggressively brainy, but long legs, short skirt...

  Kate Beckett : Stop.

• [last lines] 

  [while helping Alexis by cutting tomatoes for a salad, Castle cuts his finger] 

  Richard Castle : What's the difference between curse and clumsy?

  Alexis Castle : I'll get a Band-Aid.

  Richard Castle : Get two.