We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song)
The Simpsons
Track 2 on Songs in the Key of Springfield
We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) Lyrics
[MARGE, spoken]
Homer, a man who called himself "You-Know-Who" just invited you to a secret "Wink-Wink" at the "You-Know-What". You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
[HOMER, spoken]
Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blast, keggers, stein hoist, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge! I've never felt so accepted in all my life! These people looked deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined.
[ALL]
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
[CARL & ALL]
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
[LENNY & ALL]
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
[NUMBER 51 & ALL]
We do! We do!
[ALL]
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
[SKINNER & ALL]
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Homer, a man who called himself "You-Know-Who" just invited you to a secret "Wink-Wink" at the "You-Know-What". You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
[HOMER, spoken]
Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blast, keggers, stein hoist, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge! I've never felt so accepted in all my life! These people looked deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined.
[ALL]
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
[CARL & ALL]
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
[LENNY & ALL]
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
[NUMBER 51 & ALL]
We do! We do!
[ALL]
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
[SKINNER & ALL]
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
About
Genius Annotation
This song is featured in the classic “Homer the Great,” the twelfth television episode of The Simpsons' sixth season.
It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 8, 1995. In the episode, Homer discovers that Lenny and Carl are members of the ancient secret society known as the Stonecutters. Gaining membership through Grampa, Homer takes great pleasure in the society’s many privileges and events.
During a celebratory dinner he unwittingly destroys the Stonecutter’s “Sacred Parchment”. Homer is stripped of his membership, until it is discovered that he is “The Chosen One” who will lead the Stonecutters to glory.
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