Susan Delfino
Lynette Scavo
Bree Hodge
Gabrielle Solis (as Eva Longoria Parker)
Carlos Solis (as Ricardo Antonio Chavira)
Tom Scavo
Orson Hodge
Katherine Mayfair (credit only)
Angie Bolen
Ana Solis
Mary Alice Young (voice)
Mike Delfino
Nick Bolen
Danny Bolen
Porter Scavo (credit only)
Parker Scavo
Penny Scavo (credit only)
Juanita Solis
M.J. Delfino (as Mason Vale Cotton)
Robin Gallagher
Roy Bender
Principal Hobson
Jimbo Rooney
Ron (as Daryl 'Chill' Mitchell)
Dr. Graham
Celia Solis
Mrs. Kinsky
Walter
Dan
Antony
Philo
Attendant
Woman
Chris
Shirley
Man
DJ
Keith Watson (uncredited)
Stripper Barbie (uncredited)