- Chuck Bass: Did you know Blair was back in town?
- Dan Humphrey: No. I live in Brooklyn. Without Gossip Girl, I know nothing.
- Nate Archibald: Hey, Dan, glad to see you! You know, "Inside" didn't make it into our "Year's Best Book" list. I'm sorry, dude.
- Dan Humphrey: Well, it's probably best to keep it in 2011. It's a new year, a new book.
- Nate Archibald: What's this one about?
- Dan Humphrey: I don't know yet. Which could be why I haven't started writing it.
- Blair Waldorf: My New York wedding is in less than a month. I have to keep my priorities in order.
- Chuck Bass: We were your priority. What happened, Blair? What changed after the accident?
- Blair Waldorf: Did it ever occur to you that there's no such thing as an accident?
- Dan Humphrey: [to Blair] Come on, you're the most accomplished liar that I know, except maybe Jenny. But you trained her.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Just because Dan lied about seeing Blair doesn't mean they're sleeping together.
- Chuck Bass: It's a private residence. Blair has the key. What else could they be doing?
- Blair Waldorf: [re her vow to marry the prince] The only people who know are you, me and God. And God doesn't blab.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [re Blair's vow to marry the prince] That's why you cut Chuck out of your life? B, that nurse wasn't an angel!