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Tales From Wisteria Lane

Tales From Wisteria Lane

By Tales From Wisteria Lane

Two boyfriends rewatching Desperate Housewives, one episode at a time 🍎
Podcast available on Spotify. Anchor, Apple Podcasts and Stitcher!
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Never Judge a Woman by Her Lover (S6-E3)

Tales From Wisteria LaneMar 11, 2023

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Secrets I Never Wanted to Know (S8-E1)

Secrets I Never Wanted to Know (S8-E1)

In this episode the boyfriends review S8-E1 of Desperate Housewives, 'Secrets That I Never Wanted to Know'. Lets see what the ladies get up to this time.

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Apr 26, 202401:00:00
BONUS! Revisiting "Bang!" (S3-E7)

BONUS! Revisiting "Bang!" (S3-E7)

Today the boyfriends revisit S3-E7 of the podcast, "Bang!". This was the first disaster episode and a favourite for both of us.

We're both still having time off from recording while we move into our new house and get settled, in the meantime enjoy this revisit and we'll be back in your ear holes soon with episode 1 of season 8!

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Apr 19, 202401:06:00
BONUS! Revisiting "Pilot" (S1-E1)

BONUS! Revisiting "Pilot" (S1-E1)

For the first bonus revisit episode the boyfriends go back in time to S1-E1 'Pilot'. We talk about our first episode, our thoughts, and the old sound quality back then. Let us know your thoughts revisiting 'Pilot'.

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Apr 12, 202434:13
Come On Over for Dinner (S7-E23)

Come On Over for Dinner (S7-E23)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E23 of Desperate Housewives, 'Come On Over for Dinner', the finale of season 8!

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Apr 05, 202456:00
And Lots of Security (S7-E22)

And Lots of Security (S7-E22)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E22 of Desperate Housewives, 'And Lots of Security', the penultimate episode of the season. In this episode we discuss acts of revenge (even as a pile of ashes), annoying married couples on holiday, and shooting lessons for gun owners!

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Mar 30, 202458:00
Then I Really Got Scared (S7-E21)

Then I Really Got Scared (S7-E21)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E21 of Desperate Housewives, 'Then I Really Got Scared'. In this episode we discuss family holiday wars, children watching horror movies, and the ethics of poisoning people!

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Mar 23, 202458:00
I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday (S7-E20)

I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday (S7-E20)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E20 of Desperate Housewives, 'I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday'. In this episode we discuss montages of poisoning food, more parenting competitions, and interior design for offices.

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Mar 16, 202455:00
The Lies Ill-Concealed (S7-E19)

The Lies Ill-Concealed (S7-E19)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E19 of Desperate Housewives, 'The Lies Ill-Concealed'. In this episode we discuss plus ones at a business conference, leek and potato soup, and pineapple upside-down cake.

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Mar 09, 202401:00:00
Moments in the Woods (S7-E18)

Moments in the Woods (S7-E18)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E18 of Desperate Housewives, 'Moments in the Woods'. In this episode we discuss what we'd do to treat ourselves with big money, the highs and lows of gambling, and long buried secrets being dug up with dire consequences.

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Feb 17, 202444:00
Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed (S7-E17)

Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed (S7-E17)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E17 of Desperate Housewives, 'Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed'. In this episode we discuss Andrew's predisposition to alcoholism, partying when a neighbour has just shot themselves, and kidneys, kidneys, kidneys!

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Feb 10, 202440:00
Searching (S7-E16)

Searching (S7-E16)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E16 of Desperate Housewives, 'Searching'. In this episode we discuss the departure of Beth Young!

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Jan 27, 202442:00
Farewell Letter (S7-E15)

Farewell Letter (S7-E15)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E15 of Desperate Housewives, 'Farewell Letter'. In this episode we discuss evil nuns, kids leaving home, and, for some reason, what food or drink item we would have named after us if we became famous.

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Jan 20, 202445:00
Flashback (S7-E14)

Flashback (S7-E14)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E14 of Desperate Housewives, 'Flashback'. In this episode we have a creepy stalker-like man, a mother who becomes rich overnight but has to house a dead body, and a child being hidden from their father.

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Jan 13, 202440:00
I'm Still Here (S7-E13)

I'm Still Here (S7-E13)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E13 of Desperate Housewives, 'I'm Still Here'. In this episode we have a doll that seems to move on its own, a newly adopted daughter, and new clues revealed regarding the shooting of Paul Young.

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Jan 06, 202440:00
Where Do I Belong? (S7-E12)

Where Do I Belong? (S7-E12)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E12 of Desperate Housewives, 'Where Do I Belong?'. In this episode accusations are flying when a gun is found during a meet up, parents refuse to give their kidneys, and women with attachments to their dolls have a hard time.

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Dec 22, 202338:00
Assassins (S7-E11)

Assassins (S7-E11)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E11 of Desperate Housewives, 'Assassins'. The follow up to the disaster episode of season 7 where we see some of the long-term impact of that episode.

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Dec 16, 202342:00
Down the Block There's a Riot (S7-E10)

Down the Block There's a Riot (S7-E10)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E10 of Desperate Housewives, 'Down the Block There's a Riot'. The disaster episode of season 7, and what a wild ride we have with this one!

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Dec 09, 202344:00
Pleasant Little Kingdom (S7-E9)

Pleasant Little Kingdom (S7-E9)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E9 of Desperate Housewives, 'Pleasant Little Kingdom'. This episode cover topics from losing your daughter because you called immigration on the her mother, feeling insecure that your partner doesn't brag about your penis, and crying on your birthday to Vanessa Williams songs (to name a few)!

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Dec 02, 202340:00
Sorry Grateful (S7-E8)

Sorry Grateful (S7-E8)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E8 of Desperate Housewives, 'Sorry Grateful'. The thanksgiving episode of Desperate Housewives.

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Nov 25, 202340:00
A Humiliating Business (S7-E7)

A Humiliating Business (S7-E7)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E7 of Desperate Housewives, 'A Humiliating Business'. In this episode we have an awkward silence between friends due to a misunderstanding over a job, menopause, the worst Gaby story (possibly of the whole show), and a housewife taking the power back.

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Nov 04, 202340:00
Excited and Scared (S7-E6)

Excited and Scared (S7-E6)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E6 of Desperate Housewives, 'Excited and Scared'. In this episode the ladies deal with dementia, jealous children, partners with baggage, and tenants breaking renting contracts.

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Oct 27, 202340:00
Let Me Entertain You (S7-E5)

Let Me Entertain You (S7-E5)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E5 of Desperate Housewives, 'Let Me Entertain You'. In this episode we talk about friends annoying each other because they are too similar, a clumsy entry into raunchier webcam content, old school values on feminism and family, and trying to keep up with our partners when we feel inadequate.

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Oct 21, 202344:00
The Thing That Counts is What's Inside (S7-E4)

The Thing That Counts is What's Inside (S7-E4)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E4 of Desperate Housewives, 'The Thing That Counts is What's Inside'. In this episode we talk about huge lingerie posters, meeting biological children for the first time, leaving babies with children to look after, and frenemies!

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Oct 13, 202340:00
Truly Content (S7-E3)

Truly Content (S7-E3)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E3 of Desperate Housewives, 'Truly Content'. In this episode we talk about baby swaps, competition on webcam sites, replacing medicine with oregano, falling in love with criminals, and club fashion.

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Oct 06, 202342:00
You Must Meet My Wife (S7-E2)

You Must Meet My Wife (S7-E2)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E2 of Desperate Housewives, 'You Must Meet My Wife'. In this episode we deal with "sexsomnia", hitting people with cars, lingerie web chats, and mental health in fathers.

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Sep 29, 202347:00
Remember Paul? (S7-E1)

Remember Paul? (S7-E1)

In this episode the boyfriends review S7-E1 of Desperate Housewives, 'Remember Paul?'. This is the first episode of season 7, so lets see how the ladies handle an uncovered baby swap, an old hit n' run coming to light, a new webcam job, and the return of an unloved neighbour.

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Sep 22, 202340:00
I Guess This is Goodbye (S6-E23)

I Guess This is Goodbye (S6-E23)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E23 of Desperate Housewives, 'I Guess This is Goodbye'. This is the finale of season 6 so lets see how the Bolen's story is wrapped up for our neighbours of the season, and what new sprinklings of mystery we get leading into season 7.

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Sep 08, 202345:00
The Ballad of Booth (S6-E22)

The Ballad of Booth (S6-E22)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E22 of Desperate Housewives, 'The Ballad of Booth'. This one has troubles with lasagne, making bombs while held at gunpoint, doing whatever it takes to get money owed to you - including releasing your inner bully, paying off scary employees, and a murder case with more information being uncovered.

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Sep 01, 202336:00
A Little Night Music (S6-E21)

A Little Night Music (S6-E21)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E21 of Desperate Housewives, 'A Little Night Music'. This one has ladies tricking their husbands into admitting financial debt and loaning, adopted children lashing out, and a terrorist ex-boyfriend returning.

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Aug 25, 202338:00
Epiphany (S6-E20)

Epiphany (S6-E20)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E20 of Desperate Housewives, 'Epiphany'. This one is all about everyone's favourite strangler (no, not the Scranton Strangler), Eddie, and his connections with the ladies on Wisteria Lane.

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Aug 18, 202340:00
We All Deserve to Die (S6-E19)

We All Deserve to Die (S6-E19)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E19 of Desperate Housewives, 'We All Deserve to Die'. This one has a runaway bride, sabotage in the kitchen, a housewife going to creative measures to pay off debts, a mysterious new coffee shop customer, and the gays get offered some lady eggs.

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Aug 11, 202340:00
My Two Young Men (S6-E18)

My Two Young Men (S6-E18)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E18 of Desperate Housewives, 'My Two Young Men'. This one has immoral sales tactics used to sell chocolate bars, half-brothers fighting for attention, lesbians defining the relationship, and a sour soup thrown over one of the ladies.

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Aug 04, 202340:00
Chromolume #7 (S6-E17)

Chromolume #7 (S6-E17)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E17 of Desperate Housewives, 'Chromolume #7' (we still don't know what 'chromolume' means). This epsiode features financial debt and unhealthy masculinity, a flight to New York with sound modelling advice, a new partner who may or may not be a gold digger, a man infiltrating his way into a business and a mothers personal life, and newly found queerness,WOO!

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Jul 28, 202340:00
The Chase (S6-E16)

The Chase (S6-E16)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E16 of Desperate Housewives, 'The Chase'. This episode has a housewife pretending to be sick so she can spend longer with her gay friends, a new guy weeding his way into Bree's business, men worrying about not getting with anymore women after getting married, and parents who forget a child's birthday.

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Jul 21, 202340:00
Lovely (S6-E15)

Lovely (S6-E15)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E15 of Desperate Housewives, 'Lovely'. This episode is focused completely around the character of Robin, a charming lady who moved to the lane and spends the episode influencing the lives of the Wisteria ladies around her.

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Jun 16, 202340:00
The Glamorous Life (S6-E14)

The Glamorous Life (S6-E14)

Welcome or welcome back. In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E14 of Desperate Housewives, 'The Glamorous Life'. This episodes features a therapist who is also a terrible actor, lessons on recycling, an ex-stripper trying to achieve her goals, and a husband at his most desperate.

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Jun 09, 202338:00
How About a Friendly Shrink? (S6-E13)

How About a Friendly Shrink? (S6-E13)

Welcome or welcome back! The boyfriends are reviewing S6-E13 of Desperate Housewives, 'How About a Friendly Shrink?' In this episode there are feelings journals (or 'big books of waaaaahhhhhh' as Lynette -and now Joel- calls them), arbitrary child ranking systems in schools, and rude men in wheelchairs with no manners.

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Jun 02, 202340:00
You Gotta Get a Gimmick (S6-E12)

You Gotta Get a Gimmick (S6-E12)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E12 of Desperate Housewives, 'You Gotta Get a Gimmick'. This one has Bree deciding to make amends for her infidelity, Susan discovers that Mike enjoys a strip club, Tom covers for Lynette at work, and Gaby comes to terms with her feelings on her past.

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May 26, 202340:00
If... (S6-E11)

If... (S6-E11)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E11 of Desperate Housewives, 'If...' Following the disaster episodes plane crashing into the lane the ladies are in hospital with nothing to do but pray for everyone who is injured and they each imagine a different scenario. We see Carl back at his antics, "fat Susan", an old grey Gaby, and more!

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May 19, 202340:00
Boom Crunch (S6-E10)

Boom Crunch (S6-E10)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E10 of Desperate Housewives, 'Boom Crunch'. This is the disaster episode of season 6, but will loose ends be tied up by the ladies or will we be left on a sour note following the disaster?! Let's find out.

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May 12, 202338:00
Would I Think Of Suicide? (S6-E9)

Would I Think Of Suicide? (S6-E9)

Content Warning: This episode includes themes of suicide and self harm.

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E9 of Desperate Housewives 'Would I Think Of Suicide?' In this one Gaby and Lynette dramatically fall out, Susan finds out that Bree is sleeping with Carl, Bree begins her plan to blackmail Orson, and Kathryn tries to use MJ to get to Susan and Mike.

May 05, 202340:00
The Coffee Cup (S6-E8)

The Coffee Cup (S6-E8)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E8 of Desperate Housewives, 'The Coffee Cup'. In this one we have sassy judges dishing out funny sentences for Susan and Kathryn, pregnancy discoveries causing fall out among friends, cheating housewives nearly being found out, and priests being bribed.

Apr 21, 202340:00
Careful The Things You Say (S6-E7)

Careful The Things You Say (S6-E7)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E7 of Desperate Housewives, 'Careful The Things You Say'. In this episode we have a cleaner who is actually a maths genius, discovered pregnancies, stolen recipes, and old school peers seeking revenge.

Apr 14, 202340:00
Don't Walk on Grass (S6-E6)

Don't Walk on Grass (S6-E6)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E6 of Desperate Housewives, 'Don't Walk on Grass' - the best title ever! The housewives now have to deal with home-schooling, husbands cheating on exams, women trying to seduce their husbands, and stolen brooches!

Apr 07, 202340:00
Everybody Ought to Have a Maid (S6-E5)

Everybody Ought to Have a Maid (S6-E5)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E5 of Desperate Housewives, 'Everybody Ought to Have a Maid'. This one has one of the housewives tackling some good old sexism, another ones motherhood is brought into question, the neighbours-of-the-season have to do extra admin to stop their names getting out, and Susan shoots someone!

Mar 30, 202340:00
The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues (S6-E4)

The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues (S6-E4)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E4 of Desperate Housewives, 'The God Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues'. In this episode Julie finally wakes up in the hospital, Gaby reunites with John Roland, Lynette gets a lot of attention for her breasts, and Bree tries to stop Kathryn from destroying a wedding cake.

Mar 25, 202340:00
Never Judge a Woman by Her Lover (S6-E3)

Never Judge a Woman by Her Lover (S6-E3)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E3 of Desperate Housewives, 'Never Judge a Woman by Her Lover'. In this episode we have Gaby reuniting with John Roland... again, Susan and Angie battling over Danny, Lynette trying to keep her pregnancy a secret for Carlos, and Bree discovering her feelings for Carl when she comes up against some competition,

Mar 11, 202338:00
Being Alive (S6-E2)

Being Alive (S6-E2)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E2 of Desperate Housewives, 'Being Alive'. In this one the ladies deal with the discovery of Julie's unconscious body following her strangling - with Susan trying to cope in the hospital, Lynette revealing a secret, Bree and Carl continuing and trying to keep their own secret, Gaby struggling with the behaviour of a teenager who is obsessed with a boy, and the Bolens trying to keep up with Danny's lies and shenanigans. 

Feb 25, 202335:00
Nice is Different than Good (S6-E1)

Nice is Different than Good (S6-E1)

In this episode the boyfriends review S6-E1 of Desperate Housewives, 'Nice is Different than Good' - with a dramatic wedding crasher, infidelity, misbehaving teenagers, unwanted pregnancy, and new Neighbours of the Season!

Feb 18, 202340:00
If It's Only in Your Head (S5-E24)

If It's Only in Your Head (S5-E24)

In this episode the boyfriends review S5-E24 of Desperate Housewives, 'If It's Only in Your Head'. The finale!

Feb 11, 202336:00