We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast

In this episode, Susan is hesitant to let Dr. Ron perform her splenectomy, Gaby is threatened by Carlos with an annulment, Bree deals with Danielle and Matthew's blooming relationship, and Lynette deals with a wishy-washy Tom who suddenly wants to work again.Summer and Christy talk passport crises, getting locked out, surgery, Jojo Siwa and baby agelessness. And also the thing where you hang flowers that we don't know the name of.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotell - DM us your Dirty Laundry to read anonymously on our bonus episodes!FACEBOOK GROUPREDDITMERCHYou Sly Dog shirts now available!

We were so delighted to chat with the lovely Charlie Babcock who played Stu on season 2!!!The three of us discuss car repairs, freak earthquakes, DoorDash dramas, and the lore of Stu.Contains minor spoilers around the 31:50 to 34 minute mark.MERCH

In this episode, Gaby pressures Carlos to beat up a sleazy photographer, Susan goes to absurd lengths to get a date with a hot doctor, Bree gets arrested, and Lynette wants Tom to face his worst fear.Summer and Christy talk comedic funerals, getting wine drunk, vasectomies, and bedside manner.Follow us on IG and Tiktok @wearegoingtotellMERCHREDDITFACEBOOK GROUP

In this episode, Gaby and Lynette fight over a kiss, Bree gets blackmailed by Andrew, and Susan forgets everything Zach did to her and tries to help connect Zach and Mike.Summer and Christy discuss unpaid work in Hollywood, drunken Disneyland antics, wishing Vecna a happy birthday, and much more.REDDITMERCH

In this episode, Gaby fights with a nun over Carlos, Lynette tries to get daycare greenlit at the office formerly known as Stu's Place, Gaby tries to force her father to reconnect with her, and Bree deals with the aftermath of George's suicide.Summer and Christy discuss the etymology of the word penmanship, the "Quiet on the Set" Nickelodeon documentary, and rain on the Lane.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @wearegoingtotellMERCH!!!!

Susan uses brute force to reconnect with her dad, Gaby gets jealous of Carlos's friendship with a nun as a byproduct of his newfound interest in religion, Bree FINALLY realizes George is an evil psychopath who attempted to murder her therapist, and Lynette inadvertently flips the office upside-down!In this episode, Summer and Christy talk TV "economics," Ariana Grande, early 2000s games, and then they compose the Stu's Place theme song on-the-fly.Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotellOur merch is HERE!!!!FREE phone wallpapers

This episode is.... chaotic.Susan learns a family secret at her mother's wedding, Bree finally dumps George, Gabby handles her grief with one of Carlos' prison friends, and Lynette teaches her twins about street safety.Summer and Christy talk ASL auditions, being working girls, and IRL neighborhood watch drama.FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS!!!!@wearegoingtotell

In this episode, Susan and Karl rekindle their relationship, Gaby tries to squeeze into a tiny dress while pregnant, Lynette meets a fellow mother with terrible twins of her own, and Bree gets engaged to a clinical psychopath.Summer and Christy talk full-time jobs, the Spice Girls, nighttime in Los Angeles, the "MCU" and more.Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotellComing to Patreon: Christy's public Twitter beef with Liam Payne of 1 Direction fameVote for your favorite MCU spinoff on our instagram!

In this episode, Paul Young returns to the Lane, much to the chagrin of Susan; Bree attempts a romantic getaway with George; Lynette buys a new suit; and Gaby deals with drama between her husband and Lawyer David.Summer and Christy talk the WICKED trailer, weddings, California rain, Reba McIntyre, Beyonce, and more!Follow us on tiktok and instagram @wearegoingtotellBUY OUR MERCH!