The essential wit and wisdom of President Trump: a compendium of things an actual US president actually said out loud to other people.

President Donald J. Trump possesses a great sense of history and himself. A model statesman, he tweets every thought, and more. With one exception, he doesn’t suffer fools lightly. This little red book attempts to capture the great man’s philosophy on governance, democracy, terrorism, and his hair.

The President’s words are preserved here―both as a public service and as a keepsake. Unfiltered. Unabridged. Unauthorized. Unbelievable.

Sample quotes include:

I’m, like, a really smart person.

The Bible means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics.

It has not been easy for me; and you know I started off in Brooklyn; my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

While in politics it is often smart to send out false messages.