The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa's Rival (1994)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Professor Taylor : Hi Lisa. I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor. I've heard great things about you.
Lisa : Oh really? I...
Professor Taylor : Oh, don't be modest. I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram game.
Alison Taylor : We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
Professor Taylor : Like, er... oh, I don't know, uh... Alec Guinness.
Alison Taylor : [thinking] Genuine class.
Professor Taylor : Ho ho, very good. Alright Lisa, um... Jeremy Irons.
Lisa : [looks worried] Jeremy's... iron.
Professor Taylor : Mm hmm, well, that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
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Lisa : [Lisa turns a fan on to demonstrate a snow storm over her complete diarama. It promptly tilts, then blows out the window] Is it okay?
Bart Simpson : [looks out the window, then turns back to Lisa] The important thing is that we survived.
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Bart : [after her diorama blows out the window, Lisa is sure she will lose to Alison unless she does something. Consoling her, Bart draws up a plan] Tomorrow morning when Alison steps out of her house, we spray her with the hose, soaking her head to foot, well leaving us relatively dry.
Lisa : Relatively?
Bart : Well, there's bound to be some splash back.
Lisa : Bart, her being wet isn't going to help me win the contest!
Bart : [slyly] Well, we could sabotage her diorama, making her look bad in front of the entire school.
Lisa : [positively gleeful] Perfect!
Bart : And leaving her with the most dramatic soaking of her life!
Lisa : Enough with the hose!