The Simpsons (TV Series)

Radio Bart (1992)

Sting: Sting

Quotes 

• [Sting is helping in the digging effort to rescue Bart. As he digs, he sighs with exhaustion] 

  Marge Simpson : Sting, you really should rest. You'll wear yourself out.

  Sting : Not while one of my fans needs me!

  Marge Simpson : Actually, I've never heard Bart listen to one of your albums...

  Homer : Shh, Marge! He's a good digger!

• Sting : [singing]  There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.

  Sideshow Mel : [singing]  Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing...

  Rainier Wolfcastle : [singing]  We go on TV and sing, sing, sing!

  Celebrity singers : [singing]  And we're sending our love down the well...

  Krusty the Clown : [singing]  All the way down!

  Celebrity singers : [singing]  We're sending our love down the well...

  Krusty the Clown : [singing]  Down that well!

• Sting : Yeah, I used to open for Krusty back in 69. In fact, he fired me as I recall. But this isn't about show business. It's about some kid down a hole, or something, and we all have to do what we can.