- [Hotch is on the stand being questioned by the defense attorney, Lester Serling]
- Lester Serling: Fact is, behavioral analysis is really just intellectual guesswork. You probably couldn't tell me the color of my socks with any greater accuracy than a carnival psychic.
- Cece Hillenbrand: [standing] Objection.
- Lester Serling: Withdrawn.
- [Not expecting an answer, Serling turns away from Hotch to head back to his seat]
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Charcoal gray.
- [Serling, surprised that Hotch provided an answer, turns around and lifts his pants to reveal his socks, at which he points]
- Lester Serling: [sarcastically] Well look at that. He got one right.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: You match them to the color of your suit to appear taller. You also wear lifts, and you've had the soles of your shoes replaced. One might think you're frugal, but in fact you're having financial difficulties. You wear a fake Rolex because you pawned the real one to pay your debts, my guess is to a bookie.
- Lester Serling: I took this case pro bono. I am one of the most successful criminal attorneys in the state.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Your vice is horses. Your BlackBerry's been buzzing on the table every twenty minutes, which happens to be the average time between posts from Colonial Downs. You're getting race results, and every time you do it affects your mood in court, and you're not having a very good day. That's because you pick horses the same way you practice law: by always taking the long shot.
- Lester Serling: Well, you spin a very good yarn, agent, but as usual you've proven nothing.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [looking at his watch] If I'm not mistaken, the results from the fifth race should be coming through any minute.
- [Serling's BlackBerry on the table starts to buzz]
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Why don't you tell us if your luck has changed?
- Lester Serling: Your Honor, this is...
- Judge: What do you want me to do? Either show us your BlackBerry or cut him loose, counselor.
- [Serling ponders the question for a second]
- Lester Serling: Nothing further.
- Judge: Wise decision.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [closing quote, voiceover] "Though nothing can bring back the hour of splendor in the grass, of glory in the flower, we will grieve not, rather find strength in what remains behind."
- Derek Morgan: [in Hotch's flashback during his testimony] Hey, what's the new tech girl's name?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Ah, Gomez, I think.
- Derek Morgan: [to Garcia] Excuse me, Gomez!
- [Garcia starts walking away]
- Derek Morgan: Hey, baby girl!
- Penelope Garcia: Baby girl?
- Derek Morgan: Ah, forgive me. I just didn't know your real name...
- Penelope Garcia: I've been called worse. What can I do for you?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [looking at a piece of paper] It's remarkable. Something like this makes you question everything you thought you knew.
- Penelope Garcia: Yeah. It's like the Monolith in 2001.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: So there was actually a time when something like this was socially acceptable?
- Penelope Garcia: Oh... you're young.
- [takes the paper from Reid]
- Penelope Garcia: The eighties left a lot of people confused.
- [a photo of Prentiss from high school is revealed]
- Penelope Garcia: This is, uh, especially sad, though.
- Emily Prentiss: All right, very funny, you guys. Very funny.
- [snatched the paper from Garcia]
- Emily Prentiss: What'd you do to it?
- Penelope Garcia: Do?
- Emily Prentiss: You obviously aletered it in photoshop or something.
- [shows the photo to Garcia]
- Emily Prentiss: That *hair?*
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, no, Pussycat. That - that's all you. Garfield High, Class of '89.
- Emily Prentiss: [looking at the photo again] You really didn't change anything?
- Penelope Garcia: I hacked it, as is. You're seriously trying to tell me you don't remember rocking that look?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Perhaps your lack of recognition stems from a dissociative fugue suffered in adolescence. Say, at a Siouxsie and the Banshees concert?
- Penelope Garcia: [laughs]
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [opening quote, voiceover] "All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy. For what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves. We must die to one life before we can enter another." - Anatole France.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: This is our, uh, newest agent, Dr. Spencer Reid
- Detective Jarvis: Ted Jarvis. A little young, aren't you? No offence
- Dr. Spencer Reid: None taken. In fact neural processing speeds reach their maximum at around age 15,so when it comes to being affected by crime scenes and other graphical visual input, we're all really the same age
- Penelope Garcia: [On the phone] Right! 54, native American. Ma'am, I have all that. Look,
- [JJ enters]
- Penelope Garcia: I really need now is identifying information.
- [Garcia shakes no to JJ]
- Penelope Garcia: . Yes, I... I know what a closed adoption means. Do you know what a court order means?
- Jennifer Jareau: [Whispers] Wow, we don't have time for a court order
- Penelope Garcia: You know what ma'am? I am done being nice! If you look to your cursor, you'll notice it's moving on its own. That's me hacking your secure network. Now I got her file, now I got her social and now, cause you're grumpy, I'm gonna send your boss these Jamaican vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines!