Castle (TV Series)
The Late Shaft (2010)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
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Quotes
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[looking at a blackmail photo of her daughter with Bobby Mann]
Janine Marks : He was banging my daughter right under my nose? I will kill him!
Richard Castle : He's already dead.
Janine Marks : Well, I will kill him again! I don't care! Where's the corpse?
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Richard Castle : Good morning, Detective.
Kate Beckett : Really?
Richard Castle : What?
Kate Beckett : Lose the "I just got laid" voice, all right?
Richard Castle : [feigning ignorance] What are you talking about?
Kate Beckett : I am a trained detective, so don't bother denying it.
Richard Castle : Okay, fine.
Kate Beckett : Oh, so now you're not denying it.
Richard Castle : You... just told me not to.
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Kate Beckett : And for the record, she's *nothing* like Nikki Heat.
Richard Castle : Oh, you just can't stand it that a beautiful actress is actually interested in me.
Kate Beckett : Why would I care?
Richard Castle : Exactly. That's a good question. Why would you care?
Kate Beckett : I don't.
Richard Castle : Fine. I'm gonna go get some coffee.
Kate Beckett : Fine. I've got work to do.
[they walk off in different directions then stop and turn around]
Richard Castle : Break room's that way.
Kate Beckett : Desk.
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Kate Beckett : So, you wanna go for a victory lap and grab a burger?
Richard Castle : Whoa! Can't. Gotta go. Big date.
Kate Beckett : You're kidding, right? You're going out with Ellie Monroe even though you know the only reason that she was interested in you was for a part? Have you lost all sense of human decency and self-resp...
[Castle smirks, and she trails off]
Kate Beckett : What?
Richard Castle : My big date... is with Alexis. She's getting back from her trip.
Kate Beckett : Oh.
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Kate Beckett : So, how was your date with your little starlet?
Richard Castle : [frustrated] How could you tell this time?
Kate Beckett : Like I said, Castle...
[pulls a strand of hair off his blazer]
Kate Beckett : ... trained detective.
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Kate Beckett : You know, it's late and I'm kind of tired. How about we pick this up in the morning?
Richard Castle : All righty, then. And the boys'll be *back* on duty tomorrow, to coin a phrase...
[realization dawns on him]
Richard Castle : ... which would be inaccurate... because you are not a boy.
Kate Beckett : Is this some kind of a weird come-on?
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Kevin Ryan : Well, once we suspected blackmail, I ran through his financials again.
Kate Beckett : I thought they were clean.
Kevin Ryan : Well, they were. But going back, we found this.
[hands Beckett a folder]
Kate Beckett : He spent a hundred grand on a kitchen reno.
Kevin Ryan : Totally legitimate. But we searched his brownstone.
Richard Castle : And he wasn't renovating his kitchen.
Kate Beckett : So who was on the receiving end of the hundred grand?
Kevin Ryan : Zack Robinson.
Richard Castle : Ooh, good bad-guy name. Snaky "Z," hard "K." Even has "rob" in it.
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[as Alexis is putting books into her backpack]
Richard Castle : Um... You're going orienteering, not library-ing. You sure you want to take that many books?
Alexis Castle : Over-ambitious for a five-day trip?
Richard Castle : You're going to be responsible for your own pack. I think you're supposed to be more Sacagawea than a scholarly reader. Besides, look at all those pages. The trees might want revenge.
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Kate Beckett : What are you doing?
Richard Castle : It's called investigating. You should try it.
Kate Beckett : I usually wait until there's a crime.
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[last lines]
Richard Castle : My Sacagawea has returned! Oh, my God, my best girl! I missed you so much! Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're home.
Alexis Castle : I missed you, too, Dad.
Richard Castle : You're not just saying that, are you?
Alexis Castle : What...
Richard Castle : I don't care... Tell me you're hungry.
Alexis Castle : I'm starving!
Richard Castle : Come with me. Tell me *everything*.