- When Stuart asks Amy on a date, Sheldon considers having a more serious relationship with her. Meanwhile, the guys become obsessed with a new card game involving Wild West heroes and witches.
- When Stuart meets Amy as she accompanies Sheldon to the comic book store, Stuart feels they had a moment. As such, Stuart wants to ask her out on a date. Not knowing what Amy's relationship status with Sheldon is, Stuart asks Leonard to ask Sheldon if it's OK for him to ask her out. Sheldon's ultimate response is that Amy is not his possession, so she is free to do whatever she wants. In reality, Sheldon's indirect allowance for Amy to date Stuart is only in the belief that Amy has no interest in Stuart. Sheldon's wrong as Amy does agree to go out with Stuart. Sheldon has to figure out what his true feelings for Amy are, and if they are in the realm of boyfriend/girlfriend, he has to figure out what to do to get her back.—Huggo
- At the comic book store, Howard tells Leonard and Raj that it is amazing how people don't download digital comics. Leonard says the weekly trip to the comic book store is the only chance for their mothers to change their bed sheets. Howard replies that he is getting new sheets tonight and rejoices at it. Meanwhile, at another corner, Sheldon asks Amy her thoughts about the new Comic Book Night. Amy is disappointed since she could entertain something like him going to opium bars or hunting his fellow men for sport, but comic books: lame-o. Sheldon retorts with two points: how comic books tell stories through sequential arts, which goes back to 17,000 years ago with cave paintings, and that Amy plays the harp-like that is cool (sarcasm).
Stuart approaches and asks Amy if she needs any help. Amy requests a comic book that depicts a woman whose bosom cannot be used as a flotation devices. Stuart apologizes and tells her most guys coming there like big bosoms (and a couple of them have big bosoms themselves). Raj walks over with the new Mystic Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack. Howard expresses his disbelief on the matter and says that they just keep making more cheesy monsters, slapping them on cards, and selling them for $25 per pack "like a secret tax for guys who cannot get laid". Raj says they are not even trying and mentions the "Satanimals" pack with a "Helliphant" card. He wonders what an elephant could have done to suffer from eternal damnation. Howard wonders about a showdown between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North. Raj says it's obvious that Billy the Kid would win over an old man with a wand. Leonard interrupts, wondering what if the wizard casts the "Helmet of Confusion" spell on Billy the Kid's cowboy hat. Howard reminds them that they are talking about Billy the Kid and that the wizard would be shot between the eyes faster than he can ask what is Billy the Kid doing in the mystic realm of Ka'a. Stuart asks Leonard about Amy and whether she and Sheldon are a couple. Leonard answers that they are a "couple of weirdos". Howard asks Stuart if he is interested in Amy. Stuart says Amy didn't hate him at first glance. He asks Leonard to check in with Sheldon to see if he would be okay with Stuart asking Amy out. Raj asks Stuart who would win in a battle between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North. Stuart says, if he answers, he will be robbing them of the fun they'd have discovering it for themselves at merely $24.95 per pack. Raj, Howard and Leonard each order one. Stuart quietly tells himself it is like Shooting nerds in a barrel as he walks towards the cash register.
When Leonard wants to talk to Sheldon, Sheldon misunderstands and thinks Leonard is asking what to do, since his research career is going nowhere. Sheldon proposes that Leonard takes up teaching history, as that only requires memorizing old facts. Leonard tells him that Stuart is interested in Amy. Sheldon says Amy is interesting and at 14 she even performed surgery on her own webbing between toes using only Nitrous oxide from cans of whipped cream as anesthesia. Leonard says Stuart wants to know if Sheldon is fine with him asking Amy out. Sheldon says you cannot own a person. He went back to the history topic and quizzes Leonard on historical facts about how President Lincoln freed the slaves in 1863. Irritated, Leonard tells Sheldon he will just tell Stuart it is okay to ask Amy out. Sheldon is sure since there is no way a noted NeuroBiologist such as Amy would find an "impoverished peddler of picture books" such as Stuart appealing.
Meanwhile, at Penny's apartment, the girls are hanging out & Penny had finished a bottle of wine, suggesting going to the movies, dancing, or laying down for a little bit (clearing her throat). Amy suggests they play Travel Twister. Bernadette tells Penny that she is too small to play Twister, go on roller coasters, or sit with her feet touching the ground. Bernadette blames her mother's pregnancy smoking, while Penny says she turned out fine even though her mother smoked pot. Amy says something happened: she thinks a boy likes her as Stuart had asked her out to coffee. They agree that Amy and Sheldon are not in a relationship and that Amy has been with Sheldon for over a yr without any commitment. So, it doesn't hurt to look around.
Leonard and Sheldon visit the comic book store to return their Mystic Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack and find that Stuart is out on a date with Amy. The store is managed by Dale (Josh Brener) in his absence and Dale refuses to do returns as they are hard
The guys play "Wild West and Witches" expansion pack. Sheldon is wearing a white cowboy hat, boots, and spurs. He plays the "Flaming Spittoon" card and spits into a spittoon afterwards as he is dressed per the theme of the game. Howard & Raj learn that Amy is out on a date with Stuart. Howard comments that it is natural since Sheldon was condescending and dismissive of Amy.
The next day, at the university cafeteria, Raj enters carrying a tin box of the deluxe set of "Wild West and Witches", which has been signed and numbered. There is a sheriff's badge which Raj reveals can double as a wand. The guys are suckered into buying the collector's tin. Meanwhile Sheldon tries to find on Stuart's Facebook page about how his date went with Amy. The snide comments from friends makes Sheldon unfriend all of the them one by one. Sheldon races to Penny (Who do we love? Sequence) and asks her out on a date. Penny knows that he is trying to make Amy jealous and asks him to talk to Amy. Penny tells him a story about a guy she liked, but never told him how she felt and he started going out with someone else. She has come to regret it ever since. Sheldon says that the guy is him. That would explain why she is constantly at his apartment and her "baffling dalliance" with Leonard just so she can be near him. He also mentions how she calls him "sweetie" all the time. Penny said she calls everyone "sweetie" so Sheldon calls her a "tramp". Penny tells him to strap on a pair (of testicles) and go talk to Amy. Sheldon wonders if she is suggesting he strap on a pair of skates. Penny tells him he is so not the guy.
Sheldon interrupts Amy and Stuart at the movies. He sits next to Amy and says he wants to change the paradigm of their relationship. Sheldon begins by reminding her that nothing will change in terms of physical or otherwise. He says that he will no longer object if they do not refer to Amy as "not his girlfriend". He then asks her directly if she will be his girlfriend. Amy says "yes" and Sheldon notes "that is enough" and immediately stands up to leave
When Amy returns home, she finds Sheldon is already there. He gets Amy to sign a new relationship agreement. It has 31 pages of all the rights and responsibilities of him as the boyfriend and her as the girlfriend. Amy finds it romantic. Amy reads out Section 5 regarding hand-holding. The Agreement stated that hand-holding is prohibited unless either party is about to fall off a cliff, a precipice, or a ledge, as a hearty handshake after winning the Nobel Prize, or as moral support during flu shots.
Penny, Amy and Bernadette play twister at Penny's apartment when Sheldon comes in asking Amy to fix his splinter, as per the roommate agreement under the section "Boo-boos and Ouchies". Penny passes out from the wine.
Title reference: One of the new cards in the new Mystic Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack.
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