The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Locomotive Manipulation (2014)

Eric Petersen: Eric

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Why do I even try?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm going to fix this right now.

  Howard Wolowitz : OK. Just make it look light an accident.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Excuse me. You at a Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend. Now get back over there and be with her.

  Sheldon Cooper : You're right. That was insensitive of me. I have to got back to my table now. You should join us.

  Eric : All right.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Great. Now there's two of them.

• Sheldon Cooper : How many trains have you been on?

  Eric : Tons. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. Now I just collect disability and ride trains.

  Sheldon Cooper : Wow, your life's amazing.

  Eric : Not always. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. Now I just collect disability and ride trains.

• Eric : Here's my impression of the Amtrak Acela barreling down the eastern corridor. Wha wha wha wha shhhhh, wha wha wha wha shhhhh, wha wha wha wha shhhhh.

  Sheldon Cooper : It's like there's a train in your mouth.

• Sheldon Cooper : The conductor and I have the same pocket watch.

  Eric : It was crazy.

  Sheldon Cooper : Dare I say, loco?